Bean Impostor of the Week

yet another phony...

http://http://www.reallycoolscience.com/bean.html


(will the real Mark Bean please stand up...)

Rumor has it...

...that Mark Bean will one day soon be taking up residence in Boston Mass.

This Blog certainly hopes so because...



...the jokes will be endless.
(well, maybe not endless...in fact this is about it really, I'm just surprised it took me this long to catch the reference.)

Bean Quote of the Day

"Speaking of things that are a threat to society...Pants. I'm declaring war on pants. I'm not wearing pants anymore."

Bean Imposter of the Week

http://www.linkedin.com/in/markabean

Quotes of the Day

"There's bread in the oven...I'm attractive."

"Hey man, come over here so I can pull down your shorts."

"I don't know what's wrong with me...I look at Mark Bean and I have dirty thoughts."
-Tyson Fujikawa

Bean Business

Item of the Day:

http://http://www.bean.com/?UID=GC_TR_BROAD_bean&gclid=CJiig8e7jI4CFQ2aOAodln6RDg

This Blog is currently fighting the overwhelming urge to make jokes regarding the websites' claims of "Total Body Workout!" and "Over 1 million satisfied customers!"

...be stong little blog, be strong...