Monday, August 27, 2007
Quotes of the Day
"There's bread in the oven...I'm attractive."
"Hey man, come over here so I can pull down your shorts."
"I don't know what's wrong with me...I look at Mark Bean and I have dirty thoughts."
-Tyson Fujikawa
"Hey man, come over here so I can pull down your shorts."
"I don't know what's wrong with me...I look at Mark Bean and I have dirty thoughts."
-Tyson Fujikawa
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Bean Business
Item of the Day:
http://http://www.bean.com/?UID=GC_TR_BROAD_bean&gclid=CJiig8e7jI4CFQ2aOAodln6RDg
This Blog is currently fighting the overwhelming urge to make jokes regarding the websites' claims of "Total Body Workout!" and "Over 1 million satisfied customers!"
...be stong little blog, be strong...
http://http://www.bean.com/?UID=GC_TR_BROAD_bean&gclid=CJiig8e7jI4CFQ2aOAodln6RDg
This Blog is currently fighting the overwhelming urge to make jokes regarding the websites' claims of "Total Body Workout!" and "Over 1 million satisfied customers!"
...be stong little blog, be strong...
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Shiny Happy Bean
If Mark Bean were an oversized, chrome-coated sculpture and lived in Millenium Park in Chicago, this would be him.
The name of the sculpture pictured here is actually "Cloud Gate"...but is more widely known by it's nickname, which in this Blogs' opinion is infintely more appropriate, "THE BEAN".
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Monday, August 20, 2007
Bean Buzz
Rumors are running rampant that Mark Bean will be making a few rare appearances as Cosmo the mascot, at select BYU Cougar Football games this season. These rumors are unsubstansiated.
In the political arena, assorted pundits have speculated that Mark Bean could well be named Mitt Romney's running mate in the event that Romney were to secure the rupublican nomination.
It is also reported from "campaign insiders" that Romney advisors are cosidering a "Bean themed" campaign... employing such slogans as "A bean in every home", or "No bean left behind", or simply "Use your bean. Vote for Mitt."
Celebrity news: It is now common knowledge that Mark Bean has recently vacated his apartment in the mens Kensington building of Condo Row, and is currently hiding out at an undisclosed location in Lindon, UT somewhere inside his parents house...but what is less commonly known is the reason he had to leave said apartment in the first place...
"Inside sources" tell this blog that actress/singer/hollywood heart-throb MANDY MOORE has becomed so obsessed with Mark Bean in all his mighty beaniness that he was forced to have a restraining order filed against her.
It is also being reported that not only has Ms. Moore recently traded in her customized Escalade for a more economical, yet curiously Candy Apple Red Ford Focus, but she has entirley reduced her diet to eating nothing but legumes, bean casserole, and jelly beans for deserts and snacks.
Coincidence? This blog thinks not.
In the political arena, assorted pundits have speculated that Mark Bean could well be named Mitt Romney's running mate in the event that Romney were to secure the rupublican nomination.
It is also reported from "campaign insiders" that Romney advisors are cosidering a "Bean themed" campaign... employing such slogans as "A bean in every home", or "No bean left behind", or simply "Use your bean. Vote for Mitt."
Celebrity news: It is now common knowledge that Mark Bean has recently vacated his apartment in the mens Kensington building of Condo Row, and is currently hiding out at an undisclosed location in Lindon, UT somewhere inside his parents house...but what is less commonly known is the reason he had to leave said apartment in the first place...
"Inside sources" tell this blog that actress/singer/hollywood heart-throb MANDY MOORE has becomed so obsessed with Mark Bean in all his mighty beaniness that he was forced to have a restraining order filed against her.
It is also being reported that not only has Ms. Moore recently traded in her customized Escalade for a more economical, yet curiously Candy Apple Red Ford Focus, but she has entirley reduced her diet to eating nothing but legumes, bean casserole, and jelly beans for deserts and snacks.
Coincidence? This blog thinks not.
Saturday, August 18, 2007
I've Bean thinking
Bean is a common name for large plant seeds of several genera of Fabaceae (formerly Leguminosae) used for food or feed. They are also known as legumes.
The bean isle in the grocery store can be a little overwhelming. So many kinds of beans, so little time. After conducting a small research study facilitated by Wikipedia, I found that there are many more varieties of beans than what are available in the store. That seems somewhat unfair. Only the most popular beans get their time to…digest while the others lead a life of obscurity. Or perhaps it’s the other way around. Maybe the coolest beans escape the digestive track while the bad beans are banished to the grocery store.
The following is a compellation of my resent research conducted on said large plant seed, with the intention of giving each one their five seconds of fame: soybeans, peas, lentils, kidney beans, vetches, lupins, snap beans, green peas, coffee beans, castor beans, cocoa beans, vanilla beans, broad bean, moth bean, azuki bean, urad bean, mung bean, rice bean, cowpea, black-eyed pea, yardlong bean, chickpea, lathyrus, Indian pea, Tuberous pea, hyacinth bean, tepary bean, runner rean, lima bean, pinto bean, winged bean, pigeon pea, velvet bean, guar, jack bean, sword bean, horse gram, tarwi, coral bean, navy bean, red bean, white bean, garbanzo bean, green bean, black bean, pink bean, yellow bean, lima bean, fava bean, popping bean, blue lake bean, golden wax bean, purple king bean, dragon’s tongue bean, red swan bean, chevrier bean, elsa bean, flambeau bean, flamingo bean, borlottie bean, sierra bean, burke bean, othello bean, maverick bean, robust bean, rainy river bean, michelite bean, sanilac bean, cannelloni bean, great northern bean, domino bean, black magic bean, Blackhawk bean, nighthawk bean, Santa Maria pinquito bean, sinaloa azufrado bean, sulphur bean, mayocoba bean, peruano bean, cranberry bean, and Mark Bean.
The bean isle in the grocery store can be a little overwhelming. So many kinds of beans, so little time. After conducting a small research study facilitated by Wikipedia, I found that there are many more varieties of beans than what are available in the store. That seems somewhat unfair. Only the most popular beans get their time to…digest while the others lead a life of obscurity. Or perhaps it’s the other way around. Maybe the coolest beans escape the digestive track while the bad beans are banished to the grocery store.
The following is a compellation of my resent research conducted on said large plant seed, with the intention of giving each one their five seconds of fame: soybeans, peas, lentils, kidney beans, vetches, lupins, snap beans, green peas, coffee beans, castor beans, cocoa beans, vanilla beans, broad bean, moth bean, azuki bean, urad bean, mung bean, rice bean, cowpea, black-eyed pea, yardlong bean, chickpea, lathyrus, Indian pea, Tuberous pea, hyacinth bean, tepary bean, runner rean, lima bean, pinto bean, winged bean, pigeon pea, velvet bean, guar, jack bean, sword bean, horse gram, tarwi, coral bean, navy bean, red bean, white bean, garbanzo bean, green bean, black bean, pink bean, yellow bean, lima bean, fava bean, popping bean, blue lake bean, golden wax bean, purple king bean, dragon’s tongue bean, red swan bean, chevrier bean, elsa bean, flambeau bean, flamingo bean, borlottie bean, sierra bean, burke bean, othello bean, maverick bean, robust bean, rainy river bean, michelite bean, sanilac bean, cannelloni bean, great northern bean, domino bean, black magic bean, Blackhawk bean, nighthawk bean, Santa Maria pinquito bean, sinaloa azufrado bean, sulphur bean, mayocoba bean, peruano bean, cranberry bean, and Mark Bean.
Bean Counter (aka, the Weight Update)
WEIGHT UPDATE: 172 lbs./78.02 kg
Mark Bean's weight has been trending down slightly due to diminished consumption of trans-fats, namely TacoBell. Mark Bean's slight loss of gerth is also due to less time spent bench pressing his Candy Red Ford Focus (the Jelly Bean), moderate stress brought on by time spent taking care of hyper-active LDS youth, a never-ending job search, and a considerable amount of energy trying to comprehend the OVERWHELMING ONSLAUGHT of engagements of friends.
However this blog is happy to report that the Love Handles that Mark Bean has worked so hard to shape are still in existence.
Mark Bean's weight has been trending down slightly due to diminished consumption of trans-fats, namely TacoBell. Mark Bean's slight loss of gerth is also due to less time spent bench pressing his Candy Red Ford Focus (the Jelly Bean), moderate stress brought on by time spent taking care of hyper-active LDS youth, a never-ending job search, and a considerable amount of energy trying to comprehend the OVERWHELMING ONSLAUGHT of engagements of friends.
However this blog is happy to report that the Love Handles that Mark Bean has worked so hard to shape are still in existence.
Friday, August 17, 2007
Keeper of the Bean
This blog declares, as it's first order of buisness, that Mr. Dan Arcibald Warcup be named as the official Keeper of the Bean of the (unauthorized) Mark Bean fanclub and subsequent (unofficial)blog. Beginning immediately, Mr. Warcup's responsibilites will primarily include, keeping diligent track of Mark Bean's whereaboouts, his infamous puns, and anything else of note or particular beaniness.
Go forward with faith Daniel. May the Bean be with you.
Go forward with faith Daniel. May the Bean be with you.
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