Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Shiny Happy Bean
If Mark Bean were an oversized, chrome-coated sculpture and lived in Millenium Park in Chicago, this would be him.
The name of the sculpture pictured here is actually "Cloud Gate"...but is more widely known by it's nickname, which in this Blogs' opinion is infintely more appropriate, "THE BEAN".
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Monday, August 20, 2007
Bean Buzz
Rumors are running rampant that Mark Bean will be making a few rare appearances as Cosmo the mascot, at select BYU Cougar Football games this season. These rumors are unsubstansiated.
In the political arena, assorted pundits have speculated that Mark Bean could well be named Mitt Romney's running mate in the event that Romney were to secure the rupublican nomination.
It is also reported from "campaign insiders" that Romney advisors are cosidering a "Bean themed" campaign... employing such slogans as "A bean in every home", or "No bean left behind", or simply "Use your bean. Vote for Mitt."
Celebrity news: It is now common knowledge that Mark Bean has recently vacated his apartment in the mens Kensington building of Condo Row, and is currently hiding out at an undisclosed location in Lindon, UT somewhere inside his parents house...but what is less commonly known is the reason he had to leave said apartment in the first place...
"Inside sources" tell this blog that actress/singer/hollywood heart-throb MANDY MOORE has becomed so obsessed with Mark Bean in all his mighty beaniness that he was forced to have a restraining order filed against her.
It is also being reported that not only has Ms. Moore recently traded in her customized Escalade for a more economical, yet curiously Candy Apple Red Ford Focus, but she has entirley reduced her diet to eating nothing but legumes, bean casserole, and jelly beans for deserts and snacks.
Coincidence? This blog thinks not.
In the political arena, assorted pundits have speculated that Mark Bean could well be named Mitt Romney's running mate in the event that Romney were to secure the rupublican nomination.
It is also reported from "campaign insiders" that Romney advisors are cosidering a "Bean themed" campaign... employing such slogans as "A bean in every home", or "No bean left behind", or simply "Use your bean. Vote for Mitt."
Celebrity news: It is now common knowledge that Mark Bean has recently vacated his apartment in the mens Kensington building of Condo Row, and is currently hiding out at an undisclosed location in Lindon, UT somewhere inside his parents house...but what is less commonly known is the reason he had to leave said apartment in the first place...
"Inside sources" tell this blog that actress/singer/hollywood heart-throb MANDY MOORE has becomed so obsessed with Mark Bean in all his mighty beaniness that he was forced to have a restraining order filed against her.
It is also being reported that not only has Ms. Moore recently traded in her customized Escalade for a more economical, yet curiously Candy Apple Red Ford Focus, but she has entirley reduced her diet to eating nothing but legumes, bean casserole, and jelly beans for deserts and snacks.
Coincidence? This blog thinks not.
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