Bean Quote of the Day

"Speaking of things that are a threat to society...Pants. I'm declaring war on pants. I'm not wearing pants anymore."

Bean Imposter of the Week

http://www.linkedin.com/in/markabean

Quotes of the Day

"There's bread in the oven...I'm attractive."

"Hey man, come over here so I can pull down your shorts."

"I don't know what's wrong with me...I look at Mark Bean and I have dirty thoughts."
-Tyson Fujikawa

Bean Business

Item of the Day:

http://http://www.bean.com/?UID=GC_TR_BROAD_bean&gclid=CJiig8e7jI4CFQ2aOAodln6RDg

This Blog is currently fighting the overwhelming urge to make jokes regarding the websites' claims of "Total Body Workout!" and "Over 1 million satisfied customers!"

...be stong little blog, be strong...

Bean Quote of the Day

"I'm not a girl, but all signs point to yes."

Shiny Happy Bean

If Mark Bean were an oversized, chrome-coated sculpture and lived in Millenium Park in Chicago, this would be him.
The name of the sculpture pictured here is actually "Cloud Gate"...but is more widely known by it's nickname, which in this Blogs' opinion is infintely more appropriate, "THE BEAN".

Decaf, of course.